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OBAMA BIDEN 2012: WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND! -


TAGS: obama biden fantasy island
Rating: 4.63/5

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JGalt - October 12, 2012, 10:13 pm
best of the day. Rich Corinthian Leather shoes!


Tim McGraw: Obama-Lovin', Anti-Gun Liberal Douche -


TAGS: tim mcgraw liberal douche gun grabber faith hill democrats progressives country music obama supporter
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 8, 2015, 9:52 pm
Tim MccGraw putting the **** in Country.


Bernie & Hillary -




THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




"MITT IS TOAST" - Now we all know who 47% hater Willard M Romney truly is. Before it was more speculation, now it is the naked truth.


TAGS: mitt romney toast 47 meme
Rating: 2.55/5

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RonaldReagan - September 1, 2015, 9:20 am
Jeb Bush is Mitt 2.0
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:35 am
150 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!


MITT ROMNEY CAMPAIGN SAYS - "We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers.”


TAGS: mitt romney fact checkers lies ryan
Rating: 2.48/5

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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:29 pm
If you were truly part of the thinking class, you wouldn't vote for either.
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:44 am
128 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!
GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 8:29 am
I bet your mother wonders what you do in the basement to get all these royality checks..
marms - September 15, 2012, 8:26 am
This poster is doing great! Still number 1 on the Politifake "The h** List" 10 days after creating it ... Thanks for the support :)
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:41 pm
Click the viral b***on on the left... Let us know when you find one of yours..
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:28 pm
Only that many idiots on the web site?
marms - September 7, 2012, 9:47 am
I found this poster posted on "I will vote for Obama in 2012". It was shared 4,482 time in a 24 hour period http://www.facebook.com/james.dieterich#!/pages/I-will-vote-for-Obama-in-2012/109880029049898
JGalt - September 5, 2012, 11:31 pm
Actually the fact-checkers give "pants on fire" only to liberals and hardly ever for the most egregious liberal lies- which shows there is a double-standard...
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 6:53 pm
Did Fauxnews just say that?
fauxnews - September 5, 2012, 5:09 pm
I did. A liberal website. Glad to know where you get your info. Also the same website has a great piece about Ryan and Romney's RNC lie. So far they are leading with more lies and no bounce from RNC. Thanks for the link.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 12:13 pm
You should check the link before you act so uniformed... VIRAL SMACKDOWN
marms - September 5, 2012, 12:06 pm
You too should check your facts first. Fact: Almost every media outlet around the world fact-checked what was said at the NRC, & they all came up with the same conclusion. Many lies & half truths. It's not a smart thing to do when the world is watching.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
Those crazy Rightwingers at NPR
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2012/09/05/160591872/democrats-unleashed-some-dubious-or-misleading-claims-fact-checkers-say?ft=1&f=1001&sc=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:33 am
Why should you let FACTS make your liberal head explode?


HINDSIGHT - IS ALWAYS TWENTY / TWENTY BUT REPUBLICAN FORESIGHT LOOKS LIKE CRAP!




If ISIS is contained... -




THE SECOND AMENDMENT - Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British, he shot them.




SILLY 47% - 53% OF THE MONEY IS FOR THE RICHEST 1%


TAGS: mitt romney money 47 rich
Rating: 2.65/5

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marms - October 23, 2012, 7:21 am
112 shares! Woot! Thanks for the siupport!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 9:33 pm
Funny... All I see is a punked kid with a Translator ring from his cereal box.... Keep s****** that koolaid like the champ you are....
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
Okay, gotta go. Kicking Groucho's a$s gets old after awhile (too easy). See ya in a few weeks, peeps! Time to do some campaigning. To the rest of you... you won't win an election hanging out here all day. Remember that. Peace out! See you in a month. X-D
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:02 pm
TRANSLATION: (Groucho) I am a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Funny how I trip over my own tongue here... kinda like how Ryan did when bumbling over his lack of knowledge on Afghanistan. Doh!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
I project nothing... You're no different than any other lib that had their b***s kicked here and elsewhere...
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
Funny how you trip over the libs here... Odd that...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Wish I had a life too. Oh, well, back to trolling!
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): I am projecting.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
I guess this means you've either grown a brain in the last week or you're leaving?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
Understood. Glad to hear it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm

I stand up to Groucho plenty. But I do it without using playground tactics. How old are you?
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
The best way, IMO, is to turn them into adults, by using the power of logic, to get them interested in wanting to learn for themselves, how to use logic. Obviously, (and hopefully, I'm not stating a dubious premise here :P) some cases are hopeless.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Seriously... You need thicker skin...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Nah, I promised Mooooo that I would help him make this site more peaceful. I can't do anything about you, teabagger, but while I am out campaigning, you are busy trolling this site since that's all you are good at.HAHA
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
You don't like the "Democrat" sal Alinsky method? Odd that
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Yup, Obama is smashing Romney in the polls. Need a tissue?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Understandable. Peace is never a bad thing. Okay, gotta go. Out to do some campaigning. See you in a few weeks. Peace bro!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm
I've noticed you scaled back when bam bam got his a** handed to him... Follow the polls much?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm

Groucho is on his way to getting himself banned permanently. And if you keep fighting his fire with fire you'll not be far behind him. I'm not asking you to leave him alone, just lay off the insults. (Especially the p******** stuff).
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
Shame you can only bring adolescent insults... Facts not so much... Sorry, but remember this, you embody the entirety of your only "insult" towards me... Remember to smile
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm
P.S. By the way....saw that your boy Ryan was annihilated by Biden the other night. Need a tissue? LOL.. Better warm up your worn out knee pads. Ryan is in need of your lovin' after that beat down.Later teabagger. Clean yourself boy,you got teabagged.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm

I am probably one of the least sensitive people you could ever meet. And I've got plenty of backbone. But the site rules forbid attacking people, and that's what matters here. I do not co-own politifake (I never said I did) I am the partner at religifake
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
Okay, have fun. Back to campaigning. Will drop in to say "Hi!" in a few weeks. Later! :-)
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
But once in a while it wouldn't kill you to grow a backbone. Groucho is a wimp and can't stand up to a good smackdown when he gets one. Never hurts him to occasionally remind him (and bullies like him) of that. Like Biden did to Ryan. Nuff said.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
So, I agree with your over all sentiment. That's why I can go for weeks without being here while Groucho can't go a day or two without being here. For the sake of peace, it's good to take a break from here and let the trolls duke it out.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:48 pm
If you are really a co-owner of this site, you would've spoken to Mr.M months ago about banning Groucho for good for his chronic harassment. The fact that you haven't speaks volumes about you as his enabler.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:47 pm
So I understand your point. It's a good one. But you embrace the opposite extreme and become an enabler... will encourages Groucho just as much as people who provoke him...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:46 pm
Nah, you're a just being overly sensitive. And once I say my peace I move on. Groucho is addicted to this place. There lies the difference. But you are entitled to your opinion. So we just might have to agree to disagree. Peace out
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:45 pm
...but once in awhile you have to DO WATCHA GOTTA DO (what Biden did the other night) and put bullies and liars in their place. That's the real world. If you can't do that, then get out of the way.... or you will get steamrolled by those who have the will
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:44 pm

There are proper ways to deal with children on the Internet. Sinking to their level isn't one of them. I'm starting to think that you're provoking him because you enjoy the insult tossing. I KNOW that's why he does it.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:41 pm
Not too worried. Only one way to treat a pathetic bully like Crotcho. When they attack, you hit back... but much MUCH harder. If you want to be his doormat, that's your choice. I've scaled back my presence on here in light of your goal to keep peace...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:39 pm

FFS. You're not acting any better than he does right now. Try being the bigger man.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:34 pm
And while the rest of us are too busy campaigning to take the time to respond to the teabagger, he is stuck here on Politifake because the *** offender list he is on forbids him from leaving his mom's basement.LOL. Say hi to Chris Hansen for us.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 9:30 am

I came here out of curiosity.....I stay just to annoy you.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 8:36 am
Seriously... What are you doing on this forum? You're the one lacking...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 12:57 am

Really?....You just don't get this. Your brand of "debate" has no place in polite society.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
That was a compliment
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 10:09 pm

What part of "no personal attacks" do you not understand Groucho?. I swear you're trying to get yourself banned permanently.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 8:49 pm
Shame it's only among stupid moonbats like yourself that s****** koolaid
ughomer - October 11, 2012, 2:38 pm
Chin up, Marms. Done gud on this. 114 shares (plus mine).
marms - October 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
100 shares in 10 days! Thanks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 8:43 am
Maybe you should get a job.
marms - September 25, 2012, 1:58 am
I love the sound of desperate Mitt-Tard Trolls in the morning :)
arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 12:50 am
Hey, marms, walmart is running a special on tin foil. Make some pretty nice liberal hats
knucklesworth - September 24, 2012, 10:55 pm
NAME ME ONE CANDIDATE THAT WOULDN'Y TAKE 53% OF THE VOTE VS 47?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:54 pm
Don't confuse the moonbat with facts
foxrecon19d - September 24, 2012, 9:53 pm
actually, 75% of America's tax burden is for the richest 1%
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't you hate the ring that paper hat leaves on your head?


OBAMA VS ROMNEY - Giant douche VS Turd Sandwich




Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




REPEAL OBAMATAX - Romneycare was the desire of the voters, Obamacare was done against the will of the voters. Romneycare was done after he'd balanced the state budget, Obamacare was done in a budgetary nightmare.




LIBERAL HYPOCRITE MICHELLE OBAMA - Princess Letizia of Spain, Carla Bruni of France and our first lady Michelle Obama Which one says we have to watch our fats?


TAGS: michelle obama liberals democrats fat first lady
Rating: 4.18/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:21 pm
You're a special kind of stupid


70% MILITARY PROJECTED TO VOTE FOR ROMNEY -


TAGS: look for military voter suppression
Rating: 4.26/5

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eddyleesmith - December 24, 2012, 12:11 am
Romney wants to spend even more on the DOD budget while the DOD has not been able to account for over $1 trillion per year in their spending. Every govt branch and office needs to be audited so we know who to cut funding to.
foxrecon19d - November 9, 2012, 6:51 pm
uhhh...yeah...MashiMashi, do you need me to call 911 for you? The shrooms' 'gotts' you, man! uhhhhh...woman?
MashiMashi - November 9, 2012, 11:25 am
Wh wasn't this whole absentee ballot thing fixed back when AL GORE was trying to supress it. Every election wee gotts hear about this Absentee ballot debacle.
foxrecon19d - November 8, 2012, 8:41 pm
WOOOOW!!! Your 'god' won another four years and now you want to talk about how the absentee ballots for soldiers serving overseas never made it to them...again?? Your 'god' won. Why are you so angry?...heh...heh...heh...
MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 7:58 pm
Are these the same projectionist that perdicted Romney would take Florida, Iowa, Ohio, Wisconsin ????


OR OPTION "B" - COME DOWN WITH A 2 MONTH CASE OF LARYNGITIS


TAGS: mitt romney gaffe fail laryngitis
Rating: 2.7/5

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GrouchoMarxist - December 28, 2013, 1:12 pm
Remember when he said, "If you like your plan you can keep it"?
fauxnews - September 21, 2012, 3:59 pm
Great point, mate. Romney lies in public and then says how he really feels in private. Tell me again why should trust him when he knows the cameras are rolling? Rubbish
HRoark - September 21, 2012, 3:43 pm
I would like for you to demonstrate how Obama is looking our for me. In context, Romney wasn't worried about getting their votes. Earlier this year he said the poor have a safety net and that he needs to worry about the middle class.
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:51 pm
TRANSLATION: It hurts my feelings when you are right and I am wrong. Time for a good'ole red herring. Here's hoping no one will notice my lame attempt to change the subject with a distraction, albeit a lame one. Here goes nothing! *prays*
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
His job is not president. His job is to try to get the presidency for now. Obama's job is supposed to be president, but he can't stay away from golf and partying with celebs.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
Isreal will always be a friend of Isreal.... Those guys LOL
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 5:44 pm
You're a liar, mate. He didn't say that. EXACT QUOTE:“47 percent of the people”will vote for Obama “no matter what.”“My job is not to worry about those people." He's running for President. The job of President is care about ALL America.Not just his voters
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:13 pm
Those of us with jobs and that create jobs remember it! Besides, what is wrong with stating the truth, he didn't say they don't matter, he said they will probably vote to maintain not paying income tax.
fauxnews - September 20, 2012, 12:12 pm
Nope mate. Neither does anyone else. They are too preoccupied with Romney's "47% of America doesn't matter" gaffe to care. (chuckle)
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:13 am
Remember when he said, "You didn't build this?"


HEY LIBERALS - Just though I'd throw some common sense into one of your utopian lines of thinking.


TAGS: liberals muslin jew christian g** pacifism pagan
Rating: 4.16/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:27 pm
Well this entire site is flooded with bias. And maybe because not everyone from Israel are killers? Shocking concept I know
EmmaRoydes - May 4, 2014, 7:23 pm
What is your problem? Every one of your comments says how you think the creator of the poster is ignorant or stupid.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:23 pm
The fact you think all of Israel wants to kill shows how ignorant you are


'IF I WERE MEXICAN' - 'I'd Have A Better Shot At Winning This' ~ Mitt Romney




reason enough -


TAGS: neverhillary
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - May 28, 2016, 1:44 pm
Sorry, nope. This just smells of BS anyway, c'mon. http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-stupid-quote/


OBAMA - LINCOLN COMPARISON - One freed the slaves, they other enslaved the free




MOVING DAY - January 21, 2013


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election biden
Rating: 4.58/5

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Scramblus - September 9, 2013, 5:33 pm
how'd that work out?
OlderThanDirt - October 10, 2012, 9:10 am
OMG. Love it!
KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 8:15 pm
Eviction day November 6
vbattaile - October 9, 2012, 6:19 pm
HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




FLIP-FLOP OF THE YEAR - Obama: “For 18 months, he’s been running on this tax plan. And now, five weeks before the election, he’s saying his big, bold idea is ‘never mind.’”


TAGS: mitt romney obama flip flop quote
Rating: 2.33/5

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:11 pm
And yet you are the one who resorts to name calling , making youself look bad.
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:28 am
51 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!
GrouchoMarxist - October 4, 2012, 8:40 pm
d***... I've never any moonbat drink that much koolaid.
GrouchoMarxist - October 4, 2012, 8:38 pm
Did somebody's wil babababa bamster get b**** slapped?
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 7:43 pm
obama is one of the few americans that even has a job thanks to harry reid and obama
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 7:43 pm
or better yet, send obama to china and see if he can spend them into bankruptcy
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 7:41 pm
as opposed to a tighter?
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
Obummer for President of Kenya
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:59 pm
Great Job Mr. President! Now let him have both barrels in the final debate.
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:59 pm
YES! Send Mittens to China and let him try his Bain Capital plans there and see how much of his $$ he can take out of China!
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:58 pm
I hope so too. I could tell he knew Mittens was not telling the truth and I hope he kept his backup ammunition to throw all he can on the next debate.
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:58 pm
I hope so too. I could tell he knew Mittens was not telling the truth and I hope he kept his backup ammunition to throw all he can on the next debate.
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:57 pm
We must re-elect the president. He works for all Americans, not just the 1% who are able to use tax loopholes to avoid paying taxes. Mittens will push the tax burden to the working calls as proven by Tax Policy Center Organization.
89flowers - October 4, 2012, 3:49 pm
He is a looser
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:39 pm
Poor Barry.... He was missing his Teleprompter. Uh, um, um, uh, um..........
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:37 pm
Send Barry Soetoro back to Kenya
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:36 pm
Libtards are sore losers
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:36 pm
Mr Resident. Empty Chair, Empty Suit
Bandit5906 - October 4, 2012, 3:16 pm
Sorry ladies, that was everything the president had! Empty suit and empty head!
bigmama19552001 - October 4, 2012, 2:58 pm
In round two of the next debate I sure hope Obama come at this idiot with everything he got and show him no mercy. Just hit him hard with all the facts you know. He is still hiding info about his taxes and so much more.Obama put that liar to shame.
bigmama19552001 - October 4, 2012, 2:50 pm
Mr. President from what I could see Romney was trying to make you mad but you kept your cool. It's a shame big bird is not even safe. This man is a joke. I sure hope you win this election. They might be saying Romney won the debate but not in my eyes.
Sherin - October 4, 2012, 2:20 pm
Mr. President you were very respectful to the Americans but you need to fight for us and protect us from this liar the country can't afford one like him he will fire all of us even the BIGBIRD! He needs to find a job somewhere else may be China.


BLACK FRIDAY - Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.


TAGS: black friday insanity
Rating: 3.79/5

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realogic - December 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
The worst part is Walmart opened there Black Friday on Thanksgiving.. To show how people love to share pain and misery.


ONE NATION, UNDER GOD -




OBAMA ADMITS THAT HIS POLICIES ARE GETTING IN THE WAY -




MR. FANTASTIC - Is Mitt Romney Reed Richards???




Hillary's War On Women -




Socialist Screwball -




THE BIGGEST GAFFE EVER - AND THE EXACT MOMENT IN HISTORY WHEN . . . WILLARD M. ROMNEY LOST THE 2012 ELECTION


TAGS: willard mitt romney election gaffe
Rating: 2.56/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:11 pm
You mean like the people the cling to guns and religion, or the you didn't build it crowd, or maybe the people bam bam doesn't think pay their fair share?
HRoark - September 18, 2012, 4:12 pm
How is Romney regretting saying this? He said he stood by the statement. I can say real conservatives are quite happy for him speaking the truth, on the free-loaders and Libyans.
freasy - September 18, 2012, 2:43 pm
Its true, and I will be voting against the communist
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:45 am
Agreed. After the Libya gaffe and now this, I'd say he's "overdone." No one likes an over-cooked, dry turkey.LOL
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:44 am
When Romney himself regrets saying this and when Romney's own campaign is trying feverishly to make this ALL go away. In other words, when it is costing you the election according to conservatives AND liberals alike.LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 9:23 am
The 53% are going to work now... You later... Oh BTW... Many of those 47's know obama won't create a job for them either.
deerbag2 - September 18, 2012, 9:21 am
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:34 am
When is stating the truth a gaff?


HENRY FORD: - "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian"...


TAGS: history repeats
Rating: 4.83/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 7:55 am
That Jew hating bastage got a few things right.


LIBERAL TALKING POINTS - When facts, statistics, intelligence or logic are not on your side, just pull something out of your butt and fling it.


TAGS: liberals socialists ignorant crap throwers funny
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:56 pm
Gross


FACTS DON'T LIE - Liberals do! Especially the part about the Community Reinvestment Act's effect upon the economy




NOW YOU KNOW WHY THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO REMOVE HISTORY CLASS FROM SCHOOLS -


TAGS: hitler holocaust history lesson
Rating: 4.56/5

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foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:35 pm
***snicker*** It amuses me to no end that any time time someoneone says anything which challenges your Obama-induced brainwashing, you go bat-s#it stupid...as you were programmed to be...
foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:34 pm
***snicker*** It amuses me to no end that any time time someone says anything which challenges your Obama-induced brainwashing, you go bat-s#it stupid...as you were programmed to be...
foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:16 pm
Awww..cranky fell into his own trap and now she can't get out of it...waaa...waa....waaa..... History. You should read abook about it. Or at least get someone to read it for you. Or go play in traffic with your mommys moustache razors. Whatever...
crankyhead - January 9, 2013, 4:07 pm
Why should you? Because I'm positive that you can't. Talk about empty rhetoric...
foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:01 pm
Why should I? You just did. Talk about falling into traps..
crankyhead - January 9, 2013, 3:51 pm
Are you going to do a cross reference between "Dreams of my father" and "Mein Kampf" for us next?


HILLARY CLINTON- TERRORISTS ARE NOT A THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES -




VEHICLES - Kill people!




MEMORIAL DAY - And you complain about the price of gas being high?


TAGS: memorial day 2012 sacrifice
Rating: 4.95/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 12:42 am
somethingI aggreewith


pc correctness -


TAGS: pc politically correct
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 2, 2016, 5:45 pm
lol


JOHN KERRY - Totally looks like Herman Munstar




DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




LIBERAL IDEOLOGY - Its perfectly OK to decry capitalism while you get rich as a capitalist. The rest of us simply call it hypocrisy!


TAGS: liberal hypocrisy
Rating: 4.41/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:13 pm
National Geographic catching on camera the moment before an ape eats what he thought was a banana.


WHO SHOULD RUN THE COUNTRY? - Some decisions are just easy


TAGS: obama romney
Rating: 4.21/5

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StoneTools - September 27, 2013, 11:51 am
since when is politifact.org a non-liberal site? Even they poopooed your crap, but you still just do the "oooooh, shiny" thing.
StoneTools - September 27, 2013, 11:50 am
Oh, and what party would that be? The one toeing the party line is you and the rest of the libs. You can't even back your own statements (although they are quoted almost verbatim from lefty blogs and "news" sites like MSLSD.
Renza - September 27, 2013, 11:36 am
ST, you are a party line.
StoneTools - September 27, 2013, 10:52 am
You do well at spouting party line bs. Did you ever really research Bain Capital to see how they worked and their success stories. Or even why the companies that went bankrupt did so? Even factcheck.org had to admit to flaws in the left's stories
Renza - September 27, 2013, 2:35 am
Pretty sure Romney only qualifies as a successful business man in that he's accumulated personal wealth. Sounds like he pretty well shafted about anything he's ran.
Scramblus - September 27, 2013, 1:28 am
in what sense is he a failed lawyer? I don't like him but he appears to have been pretty succesful prior to entering politics.
littlespott - October 24, 2012, 5:46 pm
Failed lawyer:Successful President Successful businessman: Failed Presidential Candidate


UNEMPLOYABLE - I blame corporate greed




MARK TWAIN - ~ Personal responsibility ~ (Kryptonite to the Obama crowd.)




Democrat Robert C. Byrd -




Signed- Hillary Clinton and the Democrat Party -




I AM NOT MY HUSBAND - Looks like you're channeling someone much more malevolent.




Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




"ETCH-A-SKETCH" OR "FLIP FLOP" ? -




Hostage -




Illegal Parasites -




Those Evil Republicans -




Hillary Clinton : A legacy of treachery & death! -




Priorities -




I'LL SEE YOUR JIHAD - and raise you a Crusade.


TAGS: and raise you a crusade
Rating: 4.31/5

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Renza - October 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Depending on the topic yes it has, I'd argue that it's often the result of those who broke away from religion though, or at least ceased making it their primary focus. Though western civ has been killing itself forever as well. so, it's a bit too general
Scramblus - October 2, 2013, 3:28 pm
Western civilization has been something of a success overall I think.
Renza - October 1, 2013, 11:50 pm
To be fair, historically speaking, just about everything a**ociated with Christanity can be considered a failure one way or another.
Scramblus - October 1, 2013, 1:06 am
Ah yes although admittedly since it's initial aim was to liberate Jerusalem, it could also be consider the most spectacular of failures.
Curlyrocks - September 30, 2013, 6:13 pm
Not all of them, there was that one when they didn't even make it to Jerusalem and attacked Constantinople instead. Not sure who won but since it was Christian on Christian i am certain the Christians won.
Scramblus - September 30, 2013, 5:39 pm
....you realize we lost all of the crusades right?


STRAIGHT PRIDE - We don't need a Straight Day, a Straight Parade or a Straight Awarness Day! A man and Woman are meant to be together


TAGS: g** straight obama marriage
Rating: 4.13/5

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Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 5:38 pm
I bet to save your life you would
rockfan5 - January 20, 2013, 3:05 pm
I honestly would never go g** to save my life, but you have to respect their choices. This is one of the few things i agree with democrats about.


"LITTLE BUDDY!" - If Romney is the millionaire, and Paul Ryan is Gilligan, then no wonder no one ever gets off that damn island!


TAGS: gilligan paul ryan funny poster
Rating: 2.79/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:18 pm
Woot!


IT IS THE VETERAN - That should be thanked And not forgotten




Liberalism -




ROBAMNEY 2012 - Choice of the elites.




CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE? - HINT: One is a bloodsucking, pathologically insecure imp who would betray his own kind for power and the allure of gold... ...the other is Gollum from Lord of the Rings.




White Privilege is a Myth -


TAGS: white privilege is a myth
Rating: 2.18/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - May 25, 2015, 3:51 pm
That's the best you can do? 46 votes and it's only at 1.95? Wimps!


REMEMBER, WHEN TERRORISTS ATTACK AMERICA AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THE DHS WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING YOU -




WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOSS,JAY ???? - Jay Carney said Monday that "the issue here is one of transparency. An important tradition that allows the American people to get a sense of a candidate's background."




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - If you tell LIES big enough and keep repeating them, IDIOTS will believe you. IDIOT- 1: a person affected with extreme mental retardation. 2: a foolish or stupid person.


TAGS: liberals idiots funny truth
Rating: 4.02/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 5:23 am
I've got a copy of a discussion with a moonbat liberal from the other night. He could spew all the talking points. When given facts he could do nothing but offer his FOX lies lines.. Once they say the talking point they are done. It's all they got
arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 2:20 am
StarryEyedGuy needs to go to Daily Kos for the "Lie List" since liberals don't actually know what they are repeating
WTFO - September 8, 2012, 8:52 pm
What lies?
starryeyedguy - September 7, 2012, 1:59 pm
I agree, that's what Romney and Ryan are doing right now.


VOTING REPUBLICAN - One way or another, it's all about ruining lives.


TAGS: republicans 1 2012 romney rednecks
Rating: 2.04/5

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JGalt - December 27, 2013, 11:19 pm
when you realize both sides suck, you'll have taken a major step in recognizing what needs to be fixed with this country.
rockfan5 - February 3, 2013, 10:04 am
Also sadly, if you tax corporations, they can just go back and raise prices on you. So either way you dont win.
realogic - December 5, 2012, 7:59 pm
This is sadly quite true. Corporations own everything and it's done thru extensive lobbying. It's a fact of life and the only reason corporations hate Obama was because he was going to tax them. Instead as usual everyone else pays. Status-quo guys.


It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




THE TEA PARTY -




Blindfolds and Kool-Aid -




Importing Jihad: More of the Poison Fruit From the Party of Treason -




Obama To The SCOTUS??? -




WHICH -


TAGS: tragedy
Rating: 4.52/5

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HORSES AND BAYONETS - Yes, Mr. president, we DO still use them.


TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 4.7/5

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JGalt - October 25, 2012, 7:03 am
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/west-bayonets-horses-obama/2012/10/23/id/461211
crankyhead - October 24, 2012, 5:20 pm
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 8:58 pm
Keep pulling for the killer loser
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:36 pm
You stay classy there Grouchy.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:25 pm
A significant number of dead ones the last 4 years
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
What about infantrymen? Is there a significant increase in their numbers since 1919? ;)
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
I have no problems with cranky. ;) But the fact is... we have more bayonets now then it 1919. Horses...not so much.
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
So basically, this poster is just agreeing with what he already said. And I'm pretty sure, nobody has an answer to that. =)
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover wouldn't have an answer, no... but I do. Obama said "fewer horses and bayonets", implying that at least one horse and bayonet are still in use.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover would have no answer for this poster...with your permission I would like to print a bunch of these up and redistribute them for free among a few DNC strongholds...this is my favorite...


BIG BIRD'S ANSWER TO THE ROMNEY-RYAN BUDGET -




REPUBLICANS -




Guess who banned Islamists from a terrorist country from coming to America? -




BLAME BUSH: FAIL - Before Obama $1.84/gallon After Obama $4.10/gallon What part of his plan didn't you all understand?




INSANITY - electing the same two parties over and over again and expecting change




history does repeat itself -


TAGS: history repeats itself
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Curlyrocks - January 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
Most of the Lakota gave up their guns and they didn't end up having to be carted off in box cars, oh but they where massacred so.... carry on.


OBAMACARE, ROMNEYCARE - Same circus, different clowns


TAGS: romneycare
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Reality Lord - July 30, 2013, 6:59 am

nailed it


MITT & RYAN FORGOT ONE THING - Back in the 1950s, the tax rate for the very rich was over 90% Mitt & Ryan plan a major tax rate cut for the rich to less than 1%




LIBERAL INTELLIGENCE? - Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D.-Fla.), chairwoman of the DNC stated, that Republicans believe illegal immigration “should in fact be a crime.” What part of illegal does she not get?


TAGS: liberal democrat illegal immigration stupidity
Rating: 4.75/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:54 pm
Funny
WTFO - December 10, 2013, 12:53 am
I'd enjoy hearing how this is out of context. However, here it is on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqJO6sk7AA at about the 30 second mark. Not out of context, she's an idiot that doesn't understand entering the US illegally is a crime.
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 8:16 pm
I think this is something that is being taken out of context. facts are not facts unless stated IN context
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:12 pm
Sorry there was a typo in my #51584 post. I meant to say "her ignorance is NOT representative of every liberal". However, as stated her role as DNC chair is to forward the majority opinion of her party.
politicz - April 7, 2013, 11:28 am
So you are implying that all liberals follow her? Why is it that every time I argue with someone here, the people I argue against use the generalization fallacy.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:47 am
lol, so was I. the formatting/placement of these comments can be so weird.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:46 am
I was responding the politicz, not you. Sorry for the confusion.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:41 am
I believe you may be misinterpreting the joke... I'm not saying you did say anything, I'm saying if we did the same thing as the poster, and were to generalize republicans based off of Palin, seeing them make posters like this would appear common place.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:16 am
While her ignorance is representative of every liberal, she is a leading voice in her party and is in charge of forwarding their agenda.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:04 am
As the head of the DNC, she is a representative of liberalism in the Dem party.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 5:39 pm
Strawman fallacy. I never said that.
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:16 pm
if you base republicans off of sara palin, it shouldn't be too big of surprise.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 7:01 am
So you generalize all liberals on this woman?


I'LL TAKE A MORMON OVER A MORON! - Vote Romney, B.O. Stinks!




WHY DOESN'T THIS SURPRISE ANYONE -




CHOOSING THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS? - How is choosing evil working out for you?




The Insanity of Political Correctness -




ARMY VS. MARINES - A big difference




Donald Trump Clothing: Made In China -




Roderick Scott Neighborhod Watchman -


TAGS: trayvon race riots zimmerman
Rating: 4.5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - June 3, 2014, 7:47 pm
Did the stand your ground troll see this yet?
EmmaRoydes - May 18, 2014, 1:18 pm
Not to be a jerk or anything, but you are incorrect. You can find plenty of examples of the use of non-complex even via google (https://www.google.com/search?q=non-complex&oq=non-complex)
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 1:03 pm
Emma, one does not say 'non-complex', one says 'simple'. For example: "Speaking English is simple."
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:24 pm
http://www.politifake.org/comments/59376 Come on! You know you want. Good times. :-D
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:23 pm
Uh, huh…sure, herpa derp or what ever you say… Anyways, the rest of us are having fun on the “liberal party poster thread.” :-) If you want to blow off steam, come join the fun, and play! See you there hopefully. Cheers
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:22 pm
/correction...or = of
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:20 pm
Nah, this time around I rather enjoy you just the way you are. Like your own little prison or wackiness.
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:19 pm
Well....apparently not the first two times around, huh? X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 3:08 pm
might understand where I'm coming from. Of course, it could also be indicative of an onset of alzheimers, but I didn't want to go there.
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 3:06 pm
and my last point is that I was truly interested in whether or not cranky had been diagnosed yet. If he can't comprehend non-complex statements, it could be an indication of aphasia or agnosia. If you took the time to look at the comment before mine, you
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 3:00 pm
"generous" lmao, you attacked me, but your attacks were pretty lame. I know you meant to coerce me into saying something that would get me banned, but I may be dumb in your eyes, but I'm not stupid and saw thru you right off the bat.
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
From what I saw, the two of you both played the spit, s******, tissue? game. Fortunately for you, moooo went after groucho, not you. But as moooooo stated, I don't know all the details, just what I saw.
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 1:10 pm
/correction(typo)-I'm pretty fair to everyone here. I've been more than fair with you, very generous in fact...
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 1:08 pm
hEmmaroydes often are...
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 1:07 pm
...And I wasn't being rhetorical. Sorry if it came off as a lecture. I was actually seriously asking you that question. I'm very curious why you are SO on the attack with Cranky...seriously. Did he kill your dog or something? Jeeezz...
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 1:06 pm
Nah, I'll speak when I want to thanx. :-) And your grudge against "Cranky" is unfounded. Groucho, as already know, used to play the "s'pit" and "s'wallow" game. So, I could care less about his feelings. I'm pretty fair to everyone here.More than fair to u
crankyhead - May 16, 2014, 12:48 pm
She sure is sensitive, huh?
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 12:48 pm
And you came after me as well, so hold your lectures until you can do them from a non hypocritical stance
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 12:46 pm
That coming from the king of attack comments!? Really fauxnews? Really!? I've seen you bare your teeth at a large number of people on this site. And now you lecture me? Lmao In fact I very recently saw you go after grouchomarxist.
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 12:05 pm
Do you just wait by the computer all day with unabated breath,waiting for that moment you can attack "Cranky"? What did he do to you again to earn such angry disdain and vengeance?lol..just because he happens to be liberal and proud of it, that's a crime?
crankyhead - May 16, 2014, 12:00 pm
Oh, she's going to pretend to be a doctor today, awesome.
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 11:55 am
How cute, have you already been diagnosed with either aphasia or agnosia?
crankyhead - May 16, 2014, 11:35 am
Groucho thinks he's liberal... how adorable.
GrouchoMarxist - May 16, 2014, 8:34 am
Everything I know about civil I learned from liberals..
rebeccaolsen - April 20, 2014, 11:00 pm
Ignore him. Don't feed the troll. Groucho is the poster child of uncivil around here.
steve1961 - April 20, 2014, 10:55 pm
I'd hardly say that calling them racists is civil.
GrouchoMarxist - April 20, 2014, 9:47 pm
For some strange reason libs get really pissed when you're more civil than they are..
fauxnews - April 20, 2014, 3:34 pm
Oh,dont worry"Emma"(lol)...we are ALL "friends" here X-D Now,excuse me.Gotta go back to my lovely Easter lunch.Gotta sauté this squash in front of me.Looks like you're already stirring the pot.Guess we're all cooking here!Enjoy this beautiful day.Cheers
foxrecon19d - April 20, 2014, 3:08 pm
Duh...RAMA! Getting back to the poster, I didn't know Roderick Scott sh** a 17 year old white kid. Maybe that's why he changed his name to Dave Chappelle...
steve1961 - April 20, 2014, 3:06 pm
There's a lot about the goings on at this site that I don't understand but if anybody can clean it up, it'd be you, Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2014, 2:03 pm

You'd have to know the whole backstory to understand and I don't think anyone that's been around here a while would accuse me of "leaning toward Faux". Quite the opposite in fact.
EmmaRoydes - April 20, 2014, 1:07 pm
from the looks of the postings, moooooooooooo, it looks like they are both just a guilty. Little lean towards faux here?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2014, 9:27 am

Faux. Don't take the bait, that just makes it harder for the mods.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2014, 9:18 am

Groucho. Lay off the name calling and the "choking" references. You're not going to get away with messing this place up again.
fauxnews - April 19, 2014, 10:37 pm
*yawn* Keep talking.I always yawn when I'm interested. Here's a fun idea: Let's play horse! I'll be the front end and you just be yourself...
GrouchoMarxist - April 19, 2014, 9:53 pm
In other words anything you post or say here is worth as pile of warm crap.. Don't choke on it loser. Thanks for playing.
fauxnews - February 27, 2014, 12:51 am
Really? Explain to me how that's possible as I'm not from America?DOH! But it sure was fun helping my American friends dissuade conservative voters into staying home and not voting for Mitt.How do you like dem apples?X-D Here,lemme give you another tissue
GrouchoMarxist - February 27, 2014, 12:37 am
An idiot you voted for... Keep up the vacuum
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 10:48 pm
Oh, about as well as Romney's campaign did. X-D Remind me who won the American Presidential election again? Another box of tissues, mate?
GrouchoMarxist - February 26, 2014, 10:26 pm
How's the Ron Paul campaign these days? Who?
fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 8:04 pm
Boo hoo.Did I hurt your feelings?Still b-urthurt over your last ban?It was only a year long sentence X-D Im sure you enjoy being back.But you're probably not enjoying it as much as I am- watching you lick your wounds.It's VERY satisfying. You're a fun toy
GrouchoMarxist - February 24, 2014, 7:21 pm
Like every suck face lib you bust out knee pads when your dogmas are killed... Keep trying sucknews I'm enjoying this...
fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 10:06 am
Oh, you were asking me? Eww, gross. I think you have me confused with your mother again. You mean to tell me...you did all that for nothing?!?! Tsk! Tsk! Forget to take your meds again? :-/ Forget the tissue. Here...have the whole box! You'll need it. X-D
fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 9:40 am
You dont need to ask me for permission.Do the first.But if you wanna do both,go for it.Only thing I recommend is you get kneepads next time.Those bruises look terrible.And again,TISSUE? You're face is a mess.Wipe it.Or next time,the answer will be NO.X-D
GrouchoMarxist - February 24, 2014, 9:09 am
Do you spit or s******?
fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 3:18 am
Tissue?
GrouchoMarxist - February 24, 2014, 1:31 am
I bet you don't even blink
fauxnews - February 23, 2014, 2:26 am
TRANSLATION(CrotchoMuncher): This post is proof I am retarded.
GrouchoMarxist - February 23, 2014, 1:53 am
Proof that liberals are racists
crankyhead - July 31, 2013, 10:26 am
Possibly worse.
vbattaile - July 31, 2013, 2:00 am
Proof that conservatards are as bad as libtards. Seriously.
vbattaile - July 31, 2013, 12:23 am
Black-white shooting not parallel: http://www.newsday.com/opinion/letters/letter-black-white-shooting-not-parallel-1.5798524
terroraustralis - July 26, 2013, 11:08 pm
44 shares, nice.
OTC - July 22, 2013, 5:34 pm
Remember the riots? I don't even remember the case, did the media not cover this 24/7?
StoneTools - July 20, 2013, 4:53 pm
yeah, I don't either. But Jessie Jackson ... oh, wait ... but al sharpton ... oh wait ... if obama had a son?


DOROTHY QUESTIONS - No brain, no courage, no heart. So you're politicians right ?




SO THIS IS HOW LIBERTY DIES -




Democrat Dealmaking -




POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS - They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.




SEPARATED AT BIRTH? - One is an incomprehensible, oafish gangster who feasts off of corruption, the other is Jabba the Hutt!


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Rating: 2.07/5

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JGalt - January 3, 2013, 12:01 am
After today's Rino rant, I have to agree with this.


WHO SAYS OBAMA NEVER KEEPS HIS PROMISES? -




Hillary vs. Hillary -




Trump's Racist Quotes -


TAGS: donald trump racist rino fake republican fraud bigot charlatan big government progressive statist gop clown authoritarian tyrant autocrat bully
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twiddleedeee - August 19, 2016, 11:23 pm
Trump isn't racist. That Muslim Obama and lesbo Hillary are racist. Who are you going to trust with their gut to protect us from the filthy ragheads? The founders of ISIS, or an outsider with brass balls who says it like it is? Trump/Pence 2016!!!!


" THIS PRESIDENT HAS BROUGHT US OUT OF THE DARK AND INTO THE LIGHT " - Hmmmmm......I thought it was General Electric?




Hillary The Liar -




OPPOSING TYRANNY IS NOT RACISM! - Restore the Republic, Revolt Against Socialism! Sic Semper Tyrannis. Thus Ever To Tyrants.




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